28th May 2012 23:45
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Ooohh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?

2nd May 2012 21:51
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'What about the time I said we were on a break?'

Friends 5.23/24 - The One in Vegas

Monica: Nooooo. You’re really not going?
Rachel: Yeah. It’s just gonna be too hard, you know? I mean, it’s Ross. How can I watch him get married?

Friends 4.21 - The One with the Invitation

Chandler: How did you get a girl like that?
Ross: I’ve seen her at work, but I always figured, ah-huh? But I made her dinner. We had a great time. And we’re going out again tomorrow.
Rachel: Well maybe she and her friends are just having a contest to see who can bring home the biggest geek.
Ross: Fine by me, hope she wins!
Joey: [to Chandler] Hey, we should have a contest, see who can bring home the most beautiful woman.
Chandler: Good idea, we could call it LIFE.

Friends 4.06 - The One with the Dirty Girl

30th April 2011 13:43
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Rachel: No Ross! Don’t! You can’t just kiss me and think you’re gonna make it all go away, okay? It doesn’t work that way. It doesn’t just make it better.
Ross: Okay, okay, okay.
Rachel: I think you should go.
Ross: What?
Rachel: I really think you need to go now.
Ross: This morning you said there was nothing so big that we couldn’t work past it together…
Rachel: Yeah, what the hell did I know!
Ross: Look, look, there’s got to be a way we can work past this, okay. I can’t imagine, I can’t imagine my life without you. Without, without these arms, and your face, and this heart. Your good heart Rach…
Rachel: No. I can’t, you’re a totally different person to me now. I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me, ever. God, and now I just can’t stop picturing with her, I can’t. It doesn’t matter what you say or what you do, Ross. It’s just changed everything. Forever.
Ross: Yeah but this can’t be it, I mean…
Rachel: Then how come it is?

Friends 3.16 - The One the Morning After

5th April 2011 12:00
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Ross: So, Dr. Green, how’s the old boat.
Dr. Green: They found rust. You know what rust does to a boat?
Ross: It gives it a nice antique-y look?
Dr. Green: Rust is boat cancer, Ross.
Ross: Wow. I’m sorry, when I was a kid I lost a bike to that.

Friends 3.07 - The One With the Race Car Bed

Ross: Sweetie we’ve gotta go.
Rachel: NO!
Ross: No?
Rachel: No, why do we always have to do everything according to your timetable?
Ross: Actually it’s the movie theater that has the time schedule. So you don’t miss the beginning.
Rachel: No, see this isn’t about the movie theater, this is about you stealing my wind.
Monica: You go girl. I can’t pull that off can I?
Ross: Excuse me, your wind?
Yes, my wind. How do you expect me to grow if you won’t let me blow?
Ross: You know I- I don’t have a have a problem with that.

Friends 2.19 - The One Where Eddie Won’t Go

22nd February 2011 17:37
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Rachel: So what are we looking at?
Ross: Well uh, you see that, that little cluster of stars next to the big one? That is Ursa Major.
Rachel: Really?
Ross: I have no idea, could be. Listen, I’m sorry I had to work tonight.
Rachel: Oh it’s okay. You were worth the wait, and I don’t just mean tonight.

Friends 2.15 - The One Where Rachel and Ross… You Know

31st January 2011 19:04
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Ross: Rach, I got a message from you. Who’s Michael?
Rachel: Oh my God. Oh my God Ross, no, hang up the phone, give me the phone Ross, give me the phone, give me the phone, give me the…
Ross: You’re over me? What, you’re uh, you’re, you’re over me? When, when were you under me? Rach. Rachel do you, I mean, were you, What?
Rachel: Okay well, basically, lately, I’ve sort of had feelings for you.
Ross: You’ve had feelings for me?
Rachel: Yeah, what, so? You had feelings for me first.
Ross: Woah. Huh. You know about my, I mean, you know I had, you know?
Rachel: Chandler told me.
Ross: Chandler. When did he, when did he, when did he?
Rachel: When you were in China.
Ross: China.
Rachel: Meeting Julie.
Ross: Julie. Julie. That. Oh God. Julie, right. Okay, I need to lie down. No I’m gonna stand. I’m gonna stand, I’m gonna walk, I’m walking and I am standing. Okay so you, and now, now, now you’re over me?
Are you over me?
[doorbell buzzes]
Ross: That’s, that’s Julie. Julie, Julie. [talks on intercom] Hi Julie.
Julie: Hi honey, I’ve got a cab waiting.
Ross: I’ll be right down.
Rachel: Wait, so you’re going?
Ross: Well, I have to. I can’t deal with this right now. I mean, I’ve got a cab, I’ve got a girlfriend, I’m gonna go get a cat.
Rachel: Okay, okay.
Ross: Cat.

Friends 2.07 - The One Where Ross Finds Out