‘It tastes like feet!’
Ooohh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?
‘Look I need your help, I have to do something to-to repel this woman!’
‘What about the time I said we were on a break?’
Friends 5.23/24 - The One in Vegas
‘We’ll see you in about 3 to 4 hours!’
‘So, do you make the pizzas in one of those uh, wood-burning ovens?’
‘No actually I think that they’re gas.’
‘Okay, I don’t think it’s going to pivot anymore.’
Chandler: Okay, I’ve been doing a lot of thinking about us, you know, a lot of us thinking. And well I guess there’s only one way to do this.
Monica: Wait, what are you doing?! No-no, don’t do it!
Chandler: Monica, will you marry me?
Rachel: Ohhhh, I cannot look at it!
Monica: Chandler, why are you doing this?
Chandler: I don’t know. But I know I’m not afraid to do this. I’m doing this because I’m sorry?
Monica: Do you you really think the best reason to get married is because you’re sorry?
Chandler: No, the best reason to get married is pregnancy. Sorry is pretty much fourth you know, behind being ready and actually wanting to get married. Will you be my wife?
Monica: Chandler, I want you to take just a minute and I want you to think about how ridiculous this sounds.
Chandler: Yeah, I’m kinda wishing everyone wasn’t here right now.
Monica: Honey, do you know that none of that stuff came from me? I mean I never said I wanted to have babies and get married right now!
Chandler: Yeah I know, but I was really confused and then I talked to these guys.
Monica: Who? Two divorces and Joey?
Joey: She’s right, you know.
Ross: Yeah, but still, cheap shot!
Monica: You know what? You know when I said that I want you to deal with this relationship stuff all on your own? Well, you’re not ready for that.
Chandler: I didn’t think I was!
Monica: Oh my God, what would have done if I said yes?
Chandler: Well I would’ve been happy because I would’ve be able to spend the rest of my life with the woman that I love. Or, you would’ve seen a Chandler shaped hole in that door.
Friends 5.11 - The One with All the Resolutions