'If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.'
Friends 6.03 - The One with Ross’s denial
'We'll see you in about 3 to 4 hours!'
'Let's start with the handshake.'
'MY EYES! MY EYES!'
Friends 5.14 - The One Where Everybody Finds Out
Friends 5.09 - The One with Ross’s Sandwich
Friends 5.06 - The One with the Yeti
'So, here you are. It seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that little petri dish. Everyone said labor was the hardest thing I'd ever have to do, but they were wrong this is. Oh, I had the most fun with you guys! I wish I could take you home and see you everyday. Okay, I'll settle for being your favorite Aunt. I know Alice's sister has a pool, but you lived in me. Okay, so we're cool. Yeah, we're gonna be great. Little high fives! Well, if you're gonna cry.'
'Always a pleasure.'
Friends 5.02 - The One with all the Kissing
'Since there are three babies and we both got to put our names in, we would be truly honoured if you named the other boy baby.'
Friends 4.18 - The One with Rachel’s New Dress
'That's short for Phoebe?! I thought that's just what we called each other!'