Rachel: How did you make $17?
Monica: Well, my financially challenged friends, I split my money and I bought some shares of CHP and ZXY.
Joey: How come those?
Monica: Well, CHP because I used to have a crush on Eric Estrada. And ZXY because I think it sounds zexy.
Rachel: What happened to MEG?
Monica: MEG was good for me but I dumped her. You know, my motto is ‘get out before they go down.’
Joey: That is so not my motto.
Friends 2.21 - The One With the Two Bullies