‘It tastes like feet!’

Ooohh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?

‘Look I need your help, I have to do something to-to repel this woman!’

Monica: Phoebe you gotta take her! I said some really bad stuff about her, but you know, Rachel has some good qualities that make her a good roommate. She has 147,000 pairs of boots… She lets you borrow them.
Rachel: Yeah and you stretch them out with your big old clown feet.
Monica: Do you wanna live outside?! Because it’s getting cold! She gets tons of catalogs and she’ll fold down the pages of the things she thinks that I’d like. When I take a shower, she leaves me little notes on the mirror. When I fall asleep on the couch after reading, she covers me over with a blanket.
Rachel: Well, I don’t want you to be cold.
Monica: And when I told her that I was gonna be moving in with Chandler, she was really supportive. You were so great. You made it so easy. And now you have to leave. And I have to live with a boy!

‘What about the time I said we were on a break?’

Friends 6.04 - The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance

‘If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.’

Friends 6.03 - The One with Ross’s denial

Friends 6.02 - The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel

Friends 6.01 - The One After Vegas

Aaaand we’re done with season 5 and already halfway through the whole series! Starting season 6 soon :)